Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Cheese!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
What was I thinking?!?!
On a side note, I love Emory! She make everyday exciting and I roll on the floor, laughing at the crazy things she does and says. Here's the latest and greatest:(Looking at my old saxophone) Oh my, it's a golden miracle!
My brother Josh was watching them for an afternoon and this is what happened - He came inside, after leaving her alone for a few minutes. She immediately runs up to him and says I'm okay Josh, don't worry I'm okay. I'm just blowing this fire right off my finger and proceeds to blow her finger. He asked her what happened and she said Sometimes little girls touch fire and it's very hot! He told her that fire is usually hot and she said Even little fires, like on a candle? He looked over to where a candle had been burning. She is a curious little devil!
My mom was making dinner and turned around to Emory who said Look Grandma! I've got a big, huge knife! She was holding this gigantic knife right in front of her face! What am I gonna do? Maybe I should just focus on keeping her away from knives and fire for now.
Here's Emory getting a cut from my sister Amanda! (One of the perks to our new living situation.) Coincidentally, the friend who used to cut our hair was named Mandy. She calls Amanda her "New Mandy" - not to be confused with her Walking Mandie!
Doing a little reading in her free time.
And here she is loving this awesome weather, finally riding her tricycle and scooter!
Friday, August 15, 2008
Josh and Sydney - 08*08*08

We survived! Not without some damage but we made it. It was actually super fun. The night before the wedding we had a bowl-a-palooza at BYU's Bowling Alley. My parents rented it out, ordered Brick Oven Pizza and we bowled our hearts out. The sealing was very nice, I hadn't been to one at the Jordan River Temple before.
The wedding reception went great! It was a little humid that day, and hectic getting things together in time - and of course people started showing up 15 minutes early. The girls were so cute and good. Emory was "Bompy-La-Boo" (Fairy Godmother from Cinderella - Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo) in her new dress that my ever talented mother made. 
Tessa was such a ham all day! She loves to have her picture taken. She's also addicted to me, we'll have to work on that.
We had a Sno Cone machine and Longboards from Costa Vida. I made an awesome Guitar Hero cake, but forgot to take a picture!The next day we went to Sydney's house for the open house. It was also nice, they had delicious crepes. This one's for you Mandie! (The brown sheep is Tina the Llama.) Apparently, every good shepherd knows that you need a llama to protect the sheep?!?!?
We also stopped by the Hansen/Osmond Wedding . . . WOW, what a treat! Shelby was beautiful! There were millions of people there, and it was gorgeous. I had to take one sneaky picture, though. This was the best I could do. "Daddy Donny" was running around like a crazy person. Here he is getting ready to set off illegal fireworks!
CONGRATULATIONS to all the happy new couples!
Monday, August 4, 2008
There's no place like home!

Sunday, July 27, 2008
Last Arizonian Blog
To my AZ friends:
Since we're taking apart my computer in the next few days, this will be my last post for awhile!
Without further ado, picture catch up!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Satan's Playland
Oh, the pleasures of motherhood! I NEVER take these girls out to lunch, but today we were already out so I decided the McDonald's dollar menu probably wouldn't break the bank. After we ate, Emory begged me to let her go play. I was nervous because it was huge and multi-layered and there were places I wouldn't be able to see into, etc. I caved and let her go, with the warning to come down when I called. She went up. I waited and watched. I caught a glimpse of her after a while and then she disappeared again. After a few minutes I heard her scuffling and shouting something like, "LET ME GO!" I tried to walk around and find her, to no avail. She stopped so I thought she was on her way down - yeah, right. Going on 10 minutes, still no sign of her. To heck with it! I slung Tessa over my arm, and up we went. 3 reasons Rachel should not be allowed in The Play land
1) I'm not very nimble in the tubes of doom, especially with a 20 lbs. 9-month old wriggling. I was totally blocking small people traffic
2) It was 1 million degrees in there. I was seriously drenched by the time I exited.
3) I almost strangled the child who was holding Emory captive!
That's right, captive! This little girl who couldn't have been much older than Emory, was holding Em's feet so she couldn't get away. I scolded that nasty little girl, and she looked at me with this completely blank stair. Whatever, I hauled Emory down - she was upset too, because she hadn't even gotten to play - we got our shoes on and headed out. This older woman must have seen me "golum-ing" along up there and asks, "Have you seen my granddaughter, she has pig tales and a Dora shirt and . . ." Nasty Girl!?!?! That's right, I told that lady that her bratty kid was holding Emory against her will and well, a few other things, anyways . . . No response, she just looked at me and shrugged her shoulders, and went back to her 3500 calorie lunch!
Moral of story:
There is a reason Heavenly Father created peanut butter and jelly!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
We LOVE Firemen!
Holy cow! What a morning! At about 8:30 a.m., I was taking out the garbage when my neighbor came running up to me. She was close to hysterical, saying that she'd locked her son in the running car! Yikes! She needed to use my phone because her house keys and cell phone were in the car too. I ran and got dressed so I could stay outside with the baby (he's about 18 months) and make sure he was okay, while she called AAA. They said they'd be 60 minutes (SERIOUSLY!!!) but that it probably wouldn't take that long since she'd be first priority with a running, lock out, baby in the car. She went out to wait for them. About ten minutes later, I went out to check on them and she was still waiting! The baby had fallen asleep and was profusely sweating (which scared the crap out of me, I would have broken a window by that time!) She got panicky again, so I ran in and called 9*1*1. They transferred me to the fire department and our AWESOME Surprise Fire Department showed up 2 1/2 minutes later!!! "Hooray," is what Emory shouted as they came around the corner. It took them a couple minutes to break in, but they did it and the baby (and car) are okay. Emory told the men, "Thanks for saving his life!" They were super nice, and gave all the kids firemen hats.